i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via okusuck)
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
(via i-am-mrs-nesbit)
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
(via i-am-mrs-nesbit)
MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS
I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
(via i-am-mrs-nesbit)
